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Privacy Policy

Effective Date: February 2, 2026

Morning Wood Privacy Policy

At Morning Wood, We Respect Your Privacy As Much As We Respect Good Ingredients And Strong Mornings. This Privacy Policy Explains How We Collect, Use, And Protect Your Information When You Interact With Our Website, Products, And Services.

1. Information We Collect

We Collect Only What We Need To Serve You Better.

A. Information You Provide

  • Name And Email Address When You Sign Up For Updates, Place An Order, Or Contact Us
  • Shipping And Billing Information When You Make A Purchase
  • Any Information You Choose To Share With Us Through Forms, Emails, Or Customer Support

B. Automatically Collected Information

  • IP Address, Browser Type, And Device Information
  • Website Usage Data, Such As Pages Viewed And Interactions On Our Site

C. Third-Party Information

  • Payment Confirmation And Transaction Data From Payment Processors
  • Order Fulfillment Details From Shipping And Logistics Partners

We Do Not Collect Unnecessary Personal Data.

2. How We Use Your Information

We Use Your Information To:

  • Process And Fulfill Orders
  • Communicate With You About Your Purchases, Updates, Or Questions
  • Improve Our Products, Website, And Customer Experience
  • Share Updates, Launches, Or Content (Only If You Opt In)
  • Comply With Legal And Operational Requirements

We Do Not Sell Your Personal Information. Ever.

3. Data Sharing

We Only Share Your Data With Trusted Partners When Necessary:

  • Payment Processors To Securely Complete Transactions
  • Shipping And Fulfillment Providers To Deliver Your Order
  • Website Infrastructure And Analytics Providers That Help Us Run And Improve Our Site

All Partners Are Required To Protect Your Data And Use It Only For Agreed-Upon Purposes.

4. Cookies & Analytics

We Use A Small Number Of Cookies To:

  • Ensure The Site Works Properly
  • Understand How People Use Our Site So We Can Improve It
  • Remember Preferences Where Applicable

Analytics Tools May Be Used In An Anonymized Or Aggregated Way. No Creepy Tracking.

5. Data Retention

We Keep Your Information Only As Long As Needed To:

  • Fulfill Orders And Provide Support
  • Maintain Records For Legal And Accounting Purposes
  • Improve Morning Wood Over Time

You May Request Deletion Of Your Data At Any Time.

6. Security

We Take Security Seriously And Use Industry-Standard Practices, Including:

  • Encrypted Connections (HTTPS)
  • Secure Payment Processing
  • Restricted Access To Sensitive Systems

No System Is Perfect, But We Work Hard To Keep Your Data Safe.

7. Your Rights

You Have The Right To:

  • Access, Update, Or Delete Your Personal Information
  • Opt Out Of Marketing Communications
  • Ask Questions About How Your Data Is Used

To Make A Request, Email Us At Hello@Thecerealist.Com.

8. Changes To This Policy

We May Update This Privacy Policy Occasionally. Any Changes Will Be Posted On This Page With An Updated Effective Date.

9. Contact Us

Questions? We're Here.

Morning Wood

Email: Hello@Thecerealist.Com

Thanks For Trusting Us With Your Mornings.

— The Morning Wood Team

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